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FAMELESSSERIES 001TOM OLIVERTHE ORIGINATORDecided everybody deserved to be collectible.#001/500FOUNDING 100

Your counter can make money
without selling anything.

We put a small sign where people already stand. They scan it, turn themselves — or their dog — into a holographic collectible card, and we post it to them. You do nothing. You get paid per order.

A$8

Per order, flat

A$0

Cost to you, ever

0

Staff minutes required

Put a sign in my place

Or just tell us in person — we'll bring a card so you can hold one.

We supply

  • The sign, printed and ready to stand up
  • A QR code tracked only to your venue
  • The whole product and the website
  • Printing, cases, packing and postage
  • Customer support and refunds
  • A one-page dashboard showing what you're owed

You supply

  • Somewhere visible to put a small sign.

That is genuinely the entire list. Your staff never handle an order, never take a payment, and never have to explain what it is. If a customer asks, the sign has already done it.

Where this works best

Anywhere people wait
with a phone in their hand.

Two minutes of standing still is enough. Five minutes seated is better. We think waiting rooms may turn out to be the strongest placement of all — but that's a hypothesis we're measuring, not a claim we're making.

CafésIce cream shopsBarbersHairdressersPubsWaiting roomsSurf clubsPlay centresGymsPhysio clinicsVetsMarkets

Optional · Legend Drop

Their card comes back to you.

If you want it, customers can collect their card from your counter instead of having it posted. They come back into your business to pick it up, they usually buy something while they're there, and whoever is standing behind them watches someone open a holographic card of their own dog.

It costs you a small box behind the counter. Entirely optional, and you can turn it off any time.

Straight answers

What's the catch?
There isn't one, but here's the honest version: we're new. We don't yet know how many people scan a sign in a café. You're helping us find out. That's why the first venues get a better deal than later ones will.
Do I have to sign anything long?
One page. Either side can end it with a week's notice and we come and take the sign away.
What if nobody scans it?
Then it cost you a bit of counter space and cost us the sign. We'd rather find that out than guess.
When do I get paid?
Monthly, on orders that have actually shipped and passed their refund window. The dashboard shows the number in real time so there's nothing to reconcile.
Can I see one first?
Please do. We'd rather hand you a card than explain it — the whole business rests on what happens when someone holds one.

Want one on your counter?

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